Ok so there I was minding my own business…

Ok I was beating up some foul mouthed punk who had just joined up with the freaks…

When out of the blue some drunken Driver coming home from a rave plowed into me…

I mean I wasn’t even standing in the street…

Ok so I was in the street…

But I was only a few steps off the curb and in the cross walk…

Ok so I wasn’t in the cross walk, but I was near it…

Ok so I was in the middle of the intersection blocking traffic…

Anyway there I was trying to arrest this snot nosed brat who was hassling this nice Asian man…

Ok he probably wasn’t hassling him, as it looked like they were having some kind of meeting…

Anyway there I was taking out my aggressions on this annoying punk who had metal coming out of the strangest places…

What could I say I was having a bad day…

I had tried for the fourth time to arrest some guy named Tony, and he had somehow managed to escape me yet again…

So I was cranky…

It’s amazing how hard it is to find a guy with only one eye here in paragon, you’d think it would be easier but noooooooo, its some kind of fashion statement….

Anyway there I was trying to calmly and quietly arrest this freak because he was standing in my way of arresting the nice Asian man that he was talking with….

I swear one of my contacts is racist! She has such this thing against the tsoo…

I mean back home their nice and they give kids candy and they always help out… and… oh yeah this isn’t back home…

Anyway there I was when out of the blue this little red car….

At least I think it was red…

Plowed into me…

It came at me out of nowhere…

I swear this thing suddenly materialized as if summoned from another dimension…

And while I was looking after this car that didn’t even stop, trying to get his license plate number…

I don’t know… he was all over the road changing lanes for no particular reason running perfectly normal everyday citizens off the road…

I know I should have kept my eye on the freak that I had just been taking my aggressions out onto… but then WHAM!! Once again another car comes up and hits me… at least I think it was a car… maybe it was a tank…

I mean you try to do something nice for the people of this city and they run you down with their cars and send you to the hospital….

I already have enough hospital bills this month alone I didn’t need a visit to the ER for being run down by some ordinary citizens car….

I mean good lord if villains running amok in our city weren’t bad enough now I have to start watching out to make sure the pizza delivery boy or who ever that was in the car is going to stop for the red light….

Sheesh… and I still haven’t found this Tony guy….